The Rufts Championship!!

Rufts 2005 Grand Champion is.......


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We are very sad to have to report a disturbance at this years Rufts show.
The show was infiltrated by a gang of rabble rousers calling themselves "diamond dog freedom fighters" clearly a bunch of gutter snipes.
Their leader, a certain "madame kitty" tried to speak for the gang, however, slurring badly because of a well known lambrini addiction, no-one could understand her, so a ferocious looking citrus fruit took the stand.

They accused the Rufts judges of being elitist,only allowing dogs to enter. They insist this is a clear violation of their legal rights, so we have decided in the interests of fairness, (and to stop Oliver biting our ankles) that this year’s entries will include "all creatures great and small" (and..umm.... confectionery, fruit and, er, underwear!)

So, we the judges are pleased to announce this year’s winners - in no particular order...


Lambrini Guzzler Kitty



Not-so-Chunky-now Flirty Chocky



Spear Master Wizard-of-cat's-arse



Tank Commander Orange-Arf-Attack



Kyella-are-you-coming-or-going



Angus Back-of-the-bus-thong-thingy



Singing Dolphin Feeshy Scoffer



Sweet-and-innocent Saintly Pudding



Albino Ferret-down-yer-trousers