The Wizard of Oz - Madame Kitty's Version

When Kittythy touched down in the land of Oz (she couldn't remember how she got there but copious amounts of Lambrini and a spinning house was involved), she accidently killed the wicked witch of the West.
"Oops! Oh well, s**t happens!" she thought and went outside.
{You'll have to imagine all this, as I'm to lazy to draw it! ARF!}
A bewdiful stranger appeared in a bubble.
"This always happens when I have a hangover!" she thought.


"Ignore the attention seeking munchkin and check out my gawjuss dress!" the stranger began.

"My name is Glindferret the Good and I am here to help you, Kittythy."
"Now...put on those fetching red manolos and get yerself off to see the Wizard. Just follow the Yellow Brick Road-it will take you to the place you love best!"
"Cor blimey, guv'nor!" said Kittythy and skipped off merrily with Olitototo and a packet of Nurofen for her poor, hurty,hungover head.

{Blah, blah, blah...journey...lion...scarecrow...tin man...imagine all of that. Gets to the Emerald City and...}

SHOCK HORROR!






The Wizard sees the aforementioned red shoes, whacks Kittythy with his spear and ties her up with her hair ribbon. He jets off to Amsterdam to party in his FAB new shoes with other alternative lifestyle type wizards.



'But what happened to poor Olitoto?!?!' I hear you ask...



He lived happily ever after and eventually went back for Kittythy and led her to the Lambrini Distillery at the end of the Yellow Brick Road-the place she loved best.



THE END