Kitty's Art Class: March 2005

Lifestyle Tips

Madame Kitty shows how-to-go-incognito!

Around the world with Puddick - broaden your horizons

Kitty always matches clothes and lippy...

Keep your Lambrini safe - get a killer dog

Enjoy nature (but watch out for overhanging Oranges)

Pamper with a face pack, don't turn into a Spotted(Pud)Dick!

Buy only designer accessories if your Ka leaks

Timewatch

Kitty accepts Exceptional Service Award

Sad Time for Simply Orange by Kitty

Kitty counts the hours until the next Lambrini!

Commemorative Clock by Puddick

Oliver's Biological Clock

Too many late nights by Border

The Rufts Championship!!

Rufts 2005 Grand Champion is.......

Blogmaster Oliver KillerInstinct

We are very sad to have to report a disturbance at this years Rufts show.
The show was infiltrated by a gang of rabble rousers calling themselves "diamond dog freedom fighters" clearly a bunch of gutter snipes.
Their leader, a certain "madame kitty" tried to speak for the gang, however, slurring badly because of a well known lambrini addiction, no-one could understand her, so a ferocious looking citrus fruit took the stand.

They accused the Rufts judges of being elitist,only allowing dogs to enter. They insist this is a clear violation of their legal rights, so we have decided in the interests of fairness, (and to stop Oliver biting our ankles) that this year’s entries will include "all creatures great and small" (and..umm.... confectionery, fruit and, er, underwear!)

So, we the judges are pleased to announce this year’s winners - in no particular order...